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Highlander Quotes
Joe Dawson:
"They're gonna blow my brains out tomorrow. Tradition - you gotta love it."
- "Judgement Day"
Methos to Joe:
Look at that. Watchers afraid they are going to be killed - holed up in a funeral
home. Is it just me or is there some cosmic irony in that?
Methos:
I am 5000 years old. I don't know who I am anymore.
Amanda: I'm IMMORTAL!!
Nick: You're CERTIFIABLE
Amanda: Nick! Look, it's not like I kill myself for just anybody, okay?
Nick: Lady, what you're selling, I ain't buying.
Nick: What the hell was that?!
Amanda: That, my dear boy, is called the Quickening.
Nick: Does it always happen?
Amanda: Only when you win.
Nick: And him?
Amanda: He lost.
Nick: I can see that.
Lucy: Here Nick. This will help the pain.
Nick: (looking at Amanda) I'm looking at my pain.
Amanda: "......."
Collier: If I believed in astrology, I'd say the planets were in
alignment.
Amanda: And which one are you from?
Nick: You're still doing it!
Amanda: Why should I?
Nick: Because I'm irresistable!
Amanda: Get over your big self!
Nick: Because you're the best.
Amanda: Now you're getting a little warmer.
Nick:Or you can play Zorro with the guy you're running from.
Amanda: You don't miss much, do you?
Amanda: You know, I've had men come
after me because they love me. I've had men come after me because they hate me. But I've
never had anyone come after me because I'm a blip on their flowchart.
Nick: Where is it?!
Amanda: Maybe you should frisk me, Detective.
Nick: You picked his pocket??!!
Amanda: I bet you didn't even see when! Isn't that why you brought me here
for?
Nick: No, not to steal wallets!
Amanda: Oh no, we're here to steal international secrets. That's much more
ethical!
Nick: You know, you can really be a heartless, selfish bitch some times.
Amanda: Well, darling, that's taken centuries to practice.
Amanda: Look. Watchers are a sort of a necessary evil. Kinda of like mosquitos.
Every once in a while you have to swat one away but most of the time you just get used to
it.
Joe Dawson: Gee, thanks!
Amanda: No problem!
Korda: You left me and you never even said goodbye.
Amanda: Well I know it was rude but you were sleeping so soundly.
Korda: Because you drugged me.
Methos to Duncan Macleod: If you die, Amanda will be free to date
Methos to Duncan Macleod: A couple of Medieval songwriters come up with the
idea of Chivalry one rainy day and you embrace it as a lifestyle. You live and die by a
code of honor that was *trendy* when you were a kid.
Methos slamming DM into van: No. It's not enough! - - I killed,... but I
didn't just kill 50, I didn't kill a hundred . . . I killed a thousand. I killed ten
thousand! And I was good at it. (pausing) And it wasn't for vengeance, it wasn't for
greed, it was because -- I liked it. (Another pause, then in an snobby tone) Cassandra was
nothing. Her village was nothing. Do you know who I was? (very deep voice) I was Death.
Evil-laughing Methos: Death. Death on horse. When mothers warned their
children that the monster would get them, that monster was me. I was the nightmare that
kept them awake at night. Is that what you want to hear?!
Methos: Oh, me, no. Just scholarly interest. I just came by to watch the
perfect immortal die.
MacLeod: - I'm not!
Methos: - - Not what? Not the perfect immortal or not going to die?
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